A Texas man went to Disney World and proposed to five Disney princesses. The mormons have really stepped up their budget. I think TLC has a new show: Princess-wives.
This is a cute story, a husband discovers his wife in a preschool picture taken 17 years before they met.
She’s the pink genie and he’s the superman in the front. The couple immediately posted it to Instagram without even using a vintage filter… wha?? Okay that was bad. I wonder if Raggedy Ann found love? Now that is one freaky-ass costume.
A Texas mom created an app that makes it impossible for kids to ignore their parents’ texts.
Anthony Wiener was all like, “hey, does this work for sexting… er, I mean for my texting too?”
A New York woman was charged with stealing 800 Lego sets worth almost $60,000 and trying to sell them on eBay.
Maybe she was trying to supply the sequel.
A Texas woman allegedly stole a bottle of $3.99 wine to get arrested and see her jailed boyfriend. But by the time she got there he was already taken.
Leader of Die Linke - Germany’s largest opposition party, Katja Kipping, says a summer vacation should be enjoyed by everyone. She’s even calling for households on benefits to receive almost $700 dollars in government funded vouchers to spend on a summer vacation.
To which, every single millennial immigrated to Germany.
And lastly, ex-playmate Kendra Wilkinson flushed her wedding ring down the toilet after finding out that her husband, Hank Bassett cheated on her with a transsexual model.
The goods news is Hank has help searching both the men and women’s bathrooms.